November 2, 2005 Update
After the spurs received their 04-05 championship rings: "They [The NBA] could save some time and just give em the rings they're gonna give em next year.""They [Phoenix Suns] are like the Jackson Five without Michael. That's exactly what losing Amare Stoudamire is.""If I didn't have my gambling problem I would never work at all."
Thanks Ryan!"...that light at the end of the tunnel, sometimes it's a train."
Thanks Ryan!Jay Leno - "You ever bet on something and just said: This is crazy?"
Barkley - "Sunday night Jay. I bet on the Houston Texans. I have no idea what I was feelin. I'm like, I call my guy I said, 'Houston's gotta win a game sooner or later don't they?' I'm thinkin ok they on national television. Every jock gets excited when they on national television. There's no way you gonna embarass yourself... I was wrong."
Thanks Ryan!Ernie: "Here's Shaquile O'Neal, he's put on 15 pounds in the offseason, all muscle he says."
Charles: "That's what all fat people say - 'It's all muscle'"To Kenny the Jet, who was late to work: "When we say go on at seven, that don't mean black folk time.""Only half the people are going to like you anyway; the half that don't like you need a life."
Thanks Valeria and Pat!On hypnotism today on the Oprah Winfrey Show, in regards to his terrible golf swing:
"I went to go get hypnotised so I would get rid of the yips with my golf swing....all i got was a good nap."